- “They’re just here for the popcorn – they don’t give a shit about Finding Nemo.”
- “That’s the pointiest cone bra I have ever seen.”
- “Tingly oysters”
- “You do resemble a well fed elephant.”
- “If I put too much Old Bay in there, it will be indistinguishable from crabs.”
- “You checked the Warlock box on your paperwork.”
- “So that’s why you have Alan Alda posters all over your room.”
- “I’m into bicycles and prohibition dentistry.”
- “I’m promoting you to Ranch Manager.”
- “Every time I come to your place I leave with a full bladder.”
- “Raunchy Androids”
- “The birth of our second child was considered cosmetic, so insurance is not going to cover it.”
- “You’ve gained the COVID 19.”
- “I’m a Type B Parker. I’m tired of the alpha competition for a space.”
- “It was raw and salty and kind of weird…”
- “Let’s look it up in The Encyclopedia of Socks.”
- “Us baskets talk to each other all the time – you’re just the only person who talks back.”
- “Pineapple upside down cake is best when it’s burning.”
