Overheard in Improv (September 17)

  • “They’re just here for the popcorn – they don’t give a shit about Finding Nemo.”
  • “That’s the pointiest cone bra I have ever seen.”
  • “Tingly oysters”
  • “You do resemble a well fed elephant.”
  • “If I put too much Old Bay in there, it will be indistinguishable from crabs.”
  • “You checked the Warlock box on your paperwork.”
  • “So that’s why you have Alan Alda posters all over your room.”
  • “I’m into bicycles and prohibition dentistry.”
  • “I’m promoting you to Ranch Manager.”
  • “Every time I come to your place I leave with a full bladder.”
  • “Raunchy Androids”
  • “The birth of our second child was considered cosmetic, so insurance is not going to cover it.”
  • “You’ve gained the COVID 19.”
  • “I’m a Type B Parker. I’m tired of the alpha competition for a space.”
  • “It was raw and salty and kind of weird…”
  • “Let’s look it up in The Encyclopedia of Socks.”
  • “Us baskets talk to each other all the time – you’re just the only person who talks back.”
  • “Pineapple upside down cake is best when it’s burning.”

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