The Babies consume two pounds of butter, get their feet encased in a biscuit, try out religious icons as mascots for vitamins, order a bucket

The Babies fill up fake breasts with bubblegum balls and beach pebbles, stand in a milk line, arrive late to the town meeting, fight over

The Babies dig a trench, redistribute prescription drugs, attempt to bribe a Banana Republic manager, please their benevolent dictator, Kevin, escape a TJ Maxx, bedazzle

The Babies bake specialty pizzas, hire new members for the National Soup Council, find proper sock pairings, and find creative uses for strep samples. Recorded

The Babies purchase an onion warranty, barter over collectible vintage inhalers, adopt a lung, caress firm bananas, and develop cooking shows for a high-brown streaming

The Babies play with long zippers, slap labels on boxes for Mr. Bezos, make clear jelly from enzymes, bond quickly at the food court, and

The Babies add a new Baby, remove giant stumps, accessorize their tool belts, shop for blowfish, create a new marketing plan for Black & Decker,

The Babies cheer up a dismal swamp, make their own Gatorade, go tunneling, hold an infrastructure meeting, chew spicy gum, and solve murders in Rock

The Babies steal others washcloths, make a list of camping necessities, use hummus for toothpaste, take a tour of a soap factory, and become intentionally

Silky & Nugget The Babies raise chickens, try to outdo their neighbors in livestock, and hoard blue jeans. Recorded February 3, 2021.

Welcome to the Knick-knack Convention! The Babies gifts Ken dolls, embrace the grunge lifestyle, express mutual love for Wawa, and collect pogs and frogs. Recorded

Space Witches The Babies awkwardly date a friend, wear a merkin, drink Sangria for two, and develop shows for The CW. Recorded January 20, 2021

Hushpuppies and Flounder The Babies try and staff a pirate-themed restaurant with seamen, don’t want to work from home, steal other people’s eggs, and share

The Babies struggle with geometry, play childish pranks on rivals, fight for music rights, break the seal on a pickle jar, and measure other people’s

The Babies try to save a doomed Barnes & Noble store, discover homophones, become word police, and deal with color blindness.

The Babies become bi-furry-ous, test medicines on ducks and otters, have a 90’s movie night, wear tinfoil hats, and inhabit a haunted house. Recorded on

The Babies harvest stem cells, sell irregular pencils, join the extreme right-hand movement, drink raccoon bile, and clone Dolly Parton. Recorded December 9, 2020.

The Babies dig round holes with little shovels, gather sheep anuses for haggis, get tactile with art, pillage a dumpster for blood pudding, and try

The Babies take each others toiletries, convert currency to food, have a threesome with an indecipherable Scottish stranger, punch some sheep, and start a cat

The Babies break all the rules, clean a Golden Corral after months of COVID shutdown, develop cake blindness, become cool-ish parents, and establish a council