
Early Access: Smells Like Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs
The babies paint on their pants, worry about Hollywood Toms, join an object permanence support group, discover white haired leprechauns from Northern Ireland, listen to

Thatβs My Bacon Sock
The babies create a ‘Chicken Zone’, cover themselves in Axe body spray, create new marketing ideas for Buffalo Wild Wings, wrap fine meats in flannel,

Shimmys & Knobbies & Goobies
The Babies buy a second freezer to hoard coffee ice cream and birds, make parents upset over sports equipment terminology, use a crunch screwdriver, lick

I Did At One Point Go Commando
The Babies take a few weeks off, learn to barter sea shells for goods and services, collect artifacts from autopsies, consult with 7th graders on

High Quality Koala
The Babies consume two pounds of butter, get their feet encased in a biscuit, try out religious icons as mascots for vitamins, order a bucket

A Harbinger of Joy
The Babies fill up fake breasts with bubblegum balls and beach pebbles, stand in a milk line, arrive late to the town meeting, fight over

Mr. Yuk With the Diamond Eyes
The Babies dig a trench, redistribute prescription drugs, attempt to bribe a Banana Republic manager, please their benevolent dictator, Kevin, escape a TJ Maxx, bedazzle

Always Stand Up to Big Chili
The Babies bake specialty pizzas, hire new members for the National Soup Council, find proper sock pairings, and find creative uses for strep samples. Recorded

Free Range Lung
The Babies purchase an onion warranty, barter over collectible vintage inhalers, adopt a lung, caress firm bananas, and develop cooking shows for a high-brown streaming

Not Bob Saget
The Babies play with long zippers, slap labels on boxes for Mr. Bezos, make clear jelly from enzymes, bond quickly at the food court, and

Welcome to Dog Walgreens
The Babies add a new Baby, remove giant stumps, accessorize their tool belts, shop for blowfish, create a new marketing plan for Black & Decker,

Stop Pushing Your Trapeze Agenda
The Babies cheer up a dismal swamp, make their own Gatorade, go tunneling, hold an infrastructure meeting, chew spicy gum, and solve murders in Rock

I Have A Spongy Loofa
The Babies steal others washcloths, make a list of camping necessities, use hummus for toothpaste, take a tour of a soap factory, and become intentionally

Silky & Nugget
Silky & Nugget The Babies raise chickens, try to outdo their neighbors in livestock, and hoard blue jeans. Recorded February 3, 2021.

Welcome to the Knick-knack Convention!
Welcome to the Knick-knack Convention! The Babies gifts Ken dolls, embrace the grunge lifestyle, express mutual love for Wawa, and collect pogs and frogs. Recorded

Space Witches
Space Witches The Babies awkwardly date a friend, wear a merkin, drink Sangria for two, and develop shows for The CW. Recorded January 20, 2021

Hushpuppies and Flounder
Hushpuppies and Flounder The Babies try and staff a pirate-themed restaurant with seamen, don’t want to work from home, steal other people’s eggs, and share

It Was a Pickle Bath, Whatβs Not to Get?
The Babies struggle with geometry, play childish pranks on rivals, fight for music rights, break the seal on a pickle jar, and measure other people’s

Don’t Burn Your Rods and Cones
The Babies try to save a doomed Barnes & Noble store, discover homophones, become word police, and deal with color blindness.

Thereβs a Story in Every Spin
The Babies become bi-furry-ous, test medicines on ducks and otters, have a 90’s movie night, wear tinfoil hats, and inhabit a haunted house. Recorded on