- “You know what will cheer you up? Boggle.”
- “Well, lookee who’s here… it’s the breakfast police.”
- “Sticky high fives!”
- “I understand. You’re a dinosaur and you have feelings.”
- “We can identify the person who is twerking just by looking at the video.”
- “I like to get noticed every time I go to Target.”
- “Zamboni don’t care.”
- “Every boy that comes in here you give them an extra squirt of syrup.”

Overheard in Improv Class… (August 26th)
“The big TV wants both eyes.” “Bullshit doesn’t emit light.” “COVID in the blowhole.” “They need empathy for other snakes.” “I brought