- “We should open a disco ball museum.”
- “During video conferences, people can’t really tell if you have teeth or not.”
- “I do a little golfing.”
- “Your life is in an unsalvageable state.”
- “I can’t tell if it’s hair or not.”
- “People have been talking about your dead spots.”
- “Twinkies are sexual on the other side of the spectrum.”
- “Rainbows have an agenda.”
- “It’s Florida-sensual!”
- “TV that you can read.”
- “It’s time to talk about your German accent and where it went.”

There’s a Story in Every Spin
The Babies become bi-furry-ous, test medicines on ducks and otters, have a 90’s movie night, wear tinfoil hats, and inhabit a haunted