- “He did not earn the nickname bucket for his basketball skills.”
- “I love a spontaneous birthday if it involves ravioli and Chris.”
- “It was pretty weird that he put out his own fireman calendar.”
- “We’re not going to spread the virus with our nips out.”
- “Quacking is my life.”
- “It’s such a pleasure to be uncomfortable with you.”
- “It’s pretty easy to brainwash a rabbit.”
- “You’ve always been a feel with your mouth kind of gal.”
- “Changes to the sense of smell are a definite side effect to matrimony.”
- “I’m ‘Engineer of the Year’, man…”
- “You’re a pain in the Utica.”
- “We have a limit on the number of fart containment episodes.”
- “Oh my gosh… Udders everywhere!”
- “I feel alive and I want to maintain that feeling.”
- “I didn’t even know University of Phoenix had parent-teacher conferences.”
- “I’m an urban planner, not a retro planner.”
- “Ghost Uber”
