- “The big TV wants both eyes.”
- “Bullshit doesn’t emit light.”
- “COVID in the blowhole.”
- “They need empathy for other snakes.”
- “I brought my whip and I apologize for that.”
- “Vegetarian Veterinarian”
- “It’s hard to catch snakes in Russia. They’re all frozen.”
- “The best way to plan a family is to find out if it’s worth the tax credit.”
- “I don’t feel safe going to the free standing CVS.”
- “Sequins are a little glitzy for my style.”
- “That Jeanne is a crafty crafty woman and she will come at you with a glue gun!”
- “We’re going to have to get some horn prints.”
- “It left some eel residue”
- “The kangaroos were left unscathed at the zoo massacre.”
- “There’s something bison-like there.”
- “I don’t think I’ve ever used toe prints to solve a crime before.”
- “He’s like an Antarctic Moses.”
- “Here’s the horse-sized Wet Wipes.”
