Overheard in Improv Class… (August 26th)

  • “The big TV wants both eyes.”
  • “Bullshit doesn’t emit light.”
  • “COVID in the blowhole.”
  • “They need empathy for other snakes.”
  • “I brought my whip and I apologize for that.”
  • “Vegetarian Veterinarian”
  • “It’s hard to catch snakes in Russia. They’re all frozen.”
  • “The best way to plan a family is to find out if it’s worth the tax credit.”
  • “I don’t feel safe going to the free standing CVS.”
  • “Sequins are a little glitzy for my style.”
  • “That Jeanne is a crafty crafty woman and she will come at you with a glue gun!”
  • “We’re going to have to get some horn prints.”
  • “It left some eel residue”
  • “The kangaroos were left unscathed at the zoo massacre.”
  • “There’s something bison-like there.”
  • “I don’t think I’ve ever used toe prints to solve a crime before.”
  • “He’s like an Antarctic Moses.”
  • “Here’s the horse-sized Wet Wipes.”

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