“We do not brush our teeth in zoom.” “During these times I just feel like I need to bring out my feral side.” “That was a bad choice of quarantine hobbies…” “That’s quite a sash!” “Adults who want to buy toys? Hello… we exist!” “You’re the most awesome girl gladiator I know!” “That’s either a …
“My brain just turned French.” “With furries, you don’t know where the fur ends and the human being begins.” “Yes pineapple. Tell me more.” “I need dictionaries and women.” “It was a long battle for quilt supremacy.” “We can table the corn flake issue.” “I’m not the highest ranked dog groomer on yelp for nothing!” …
“You know what will cheer you up? Boggle.” “Well, lookee who’s here… it’s the breakfast police.” “Sticky high fives!” “I understand. You’re a dinosaur and you have feelings.” “We can identify the person who is twerking just by looking at the video.” “I like to get noticed every time I go to Target.” “Zamboni don’t …
“They’re just here for the popcorn – they don’t give a shit about Finding Nemo.” “That’s the pointiest cone bra I have ever seen.” “Tingly oysters” “You do resemble a well fed elephant.” “If I put too much Old Bay in there, it will be indistinguishable from crabs.” “You checked the Warlock box on your …
“He has puzzle blindness.” “Always start in the center and spiral your way out.” “The lemurs, they sleep cute.” “They’ve been going to a three legged dog club.” “It was the stickiest I have been in a week.” “I’ve been a lifelong milk hater.” “I guess it just all depends on where you want the …
“We should open a disco ball museum.” “During video conferences, people can’t really tell if you have teeth or not.” “I do a little golfing.” “Your life is in an unsalvageable state.” “I can’t tell if it’s hair or not.” “People have been talking about your dead spots.” “Twinkies are sexual on the other side …
“You don’t put pickles on tuna fish – it’s already in there, buddy.” “When I mix the French and Italian dressings, I call it Fritalian dressing.” “Those are trick worms.” “You’re a really good magician and musician.” “They’re going to Google the Tik-toks.” “I have my friend hat on right now, not my HR hat.” …
“He did not earn the nickname bucket for his basketball skills.” “I love a spontaneous birthday if it involves ravioli and Chris.” “It was pretty weird that he put out his own fireman calendar.” “We’re not going to spread the virus with our nips out.” “Quacking is my life.” “It’s such a pleasure to be …
“It’s kind of weird having two different Twister mats.” “I was a little looped up on the goofballs.” “Yes, we have cologne. What flavor do you want?” “I’m playing Honkey Kong.” “Do I have to stick with my ketchup heritage?” “I could not escape Kenny Loggins.” “You were flip and I was flop.” “Krang has …
“The big TV wants both eyes.” “Bullshit doesn’t emit light.” “COVID in the blowhole.” “They need empathy for other snakes.” “I brought my whip and I apologize for that.” “Vegetarian Veterinarian” “It’s hard to catch snakes in Russia. They’re all frozen.” “The best way to plan a family is to find out if it’s worth …
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I’ve been leading improv classes, improv for the workplace workshops, and jams over Zoom for almost six months, and what started out as a stopgap
Last year, I was invited to an outer suburb outside of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania to lead a group of librarians from facilities all over Washington County
“We do not brush our teeth in zoom.” “During these times I just feel like I need to bring out my feral side.” “That was
“My brain just turned French.” “With furries, you don’t know where the fur ends and the human being begins.” “Yes pineapple. Tell me more.” “I
“You know what will cheer you up? Boggle.” “Well, lookee who’s here… it’s the breakfast police.” “Sticky high fives!” “I understand. You’re a dinosaur and
“They’re just here for the popcorn – they don’t give a shit about Finding Nemo.” “That’s the pointiest cone bra I have ever seen.” “Tingly
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